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I post some funny conversation or one liner jokes that are originally generated by my brain, that i mostly post directly from my cellphone, so if i'm not post anything for a long period of time, i might be busy saving the world,LOLJK i probably just lazy (^_^)

F.R.I.E.N.D.S. - The Greatest Gift

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Phoebe is nt able to decide whether to carry her step-brothers baby or not.
Monica: Phoebe, you should do this. Its the best gift you can give to a person.
Chandler: You're carrying their baby and giving them a playstation?


My friend calls up on my residence no. I take the call.
Me: Hello.
My friend: Dude you at home?
Me: Nope, im nt at home. Leave a msg after your brain implodes due to ur stupidity.

For some reason, he cut the call.

Bath Time

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

My mom: Go take a bath instead of wasting ur time.
Me: Later
My mom: Then help me in the household chores.
Me: No, im going to take a bath.


Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Don't run from your problems,takes a car or a plane,you might need it to go someplace far. :P


Thursday, April 8, 2010

Him:"wow,those iPad things are really cool" me:"not trying to impress, is iPad shuffle means anything?" him:0_0