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I post some funny conversation or one liner jokes that are originally generated by my brain, that i mostly post directly from my cellphone, so if i'm not post anything for a long period of time, i might be busy saving the world,LOLJK i probably just lazy (^_^)

Tastes like shit!

Sunday, May 30, 2010

I took a friend of mine to one of my favorite restaurants for lunch. She is a very hard-to-please person. She started complaining about the delay in receiving the menu card, in receiving the food etc. When the food came and we started eating:

Her: Ugh, this tastes like shit!

Me: Wow, you've tasted shit before?

Her: o_O

The Wish

Monday, May 17, 2010

I was talking to my friend the other day.

Me: If god would grant you one wish, what would you wish for?

Him: I wish I would look like Tom Cruise.

Me: Dude! God is granting one wish of yours, not doing the impossible.

Him: 0_0


Monday, May 3, 2010

(•̮̮̃•̃) :"what r u doing?"
(͡๏̯͡๏) :"trying to sleep"
(•̮̮̃•̃) :"with eyes wide open?"
(͡๏̯͡๏) :"i need to close my eyes?"
(0_̃0̃) :...