tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-83295450616938741672024-02-08T06:59:55.210-08:00skipping me (^‿^)THΣ ΔRT ΩҒ βΣIΠG SILLΨ ٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶Mil@n@http://www.blogger.com/profile/13559317535624912847noreply@blogger.comBlogger101125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8329545061693874167.post-3065624225508750112010-11-29T01:29:00.001-08:002010-11-29T01:29:39.875-08:00Martial ArtI know Karate, Kung Fu, Boxing, and other Martial Arts Words.Mil@n@http://www.blogger.com/profile/13559317535624912847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8329545061693874167.post-6943948898746110772010-11-14T05:54:00.000-08:002010-11-14T05:45:19.135-08:00Naked: the cheapest costumeMil@n@http://www.blogger.com/profile/13559317535624912847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8329545061693874167.post-30814970928269390672010-11-10T02:04:00.001-08:002010-11-10T02:04:46.752-08:00AmnesiaDoes anyone have a pair of amnesia that i could borrow?Mil@n@http://www.blogger.com/profile/13559317535624912847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8329545061693874167.post-89666839571837668902010-11-10T02:02:00.001-08:002010-11-10T02:02:45.492-08:00Operator"operator, get me 911"<br /><br />"911"<br /><br /><br />"911,do you have any job vacancies?"Mil@n@http://www.blogger.com/profile/13559317535624912847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8329545061693874167.post-79849845869388657962010-11-10T01:59:00.001-08:002010-11-10T01:59:43.149-08:00screamyou say scream, i say verbally over-sound.Mil@n@http://www.blogger.com/profile/13559317535624912847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8329545061693874167.post-72718408389754718732010-11-10T01:56:00.001-08:002010-11-10T01:56:16.946-08:00TodayToday's regret brought to you by a large size of pizza, a big bag of potato chips, 3 scoops of ice cream and 2 cups of coffee.Mil@n@http://www.blogger.com/profile/13559317535624912847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8329545061693874167.post-38869550195214790902010-11-10T01:52:00.003-08:002010-11-10T01:52:50.772-08:00Wheneverwhenever there is a will, there is a meme.Mil@n@http://www.blogger.com/profile/13559317535624912847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8329545061693874167.post-62069051881070959592010-11-10T01:52:00.001-08:002010-11-10T01:52:13.290-08:00You had meYou had me at "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY STUFF?"Mil@n@http://www.blogger.com/profile/13559317535624912847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8329545061693874167.post-57575358831600919962010-11-10T01:51:00.001-08:002010-11-10T01:51:55.597-08:00DolphinsDolphins are so smart!<br />within a few weeks of captivity, they can train human to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.Mil@n@http://www.blogger.com/profile/13559317535624912847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8329545061693874167.post-78552758467471035562010-11-10T01:50:00.000-08:002010-11-10T01:51:07.753-08:00¡ʎɐp ɐ ʇɐɥʍdℸǝɥ<br /><br />'ʎɐʍ ǝɥʇ ʎq 'ƃuıℸıǝɔ ǝɥʇ oʇ ǝɯ pǝdɐʇ ʇɔnp ǝuoǝɯos<br /><br />¡ʎɐp ɐ ʇɐɥʍMil@n@http://www.blogger.com/profile/13559317535624912847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8329545061693874167.post-58920002551497117682010-11-10T01:37:00.003-08:002010-11-10T01:37:22.006-08:00officer...you're not happy,<br /><br />i'm not happy,<br /><br />let's just end this thing right now,<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />officer.Mil@n@http://www.blogger.com/profile/13559317535624912847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8329545061693874167.post-72704281029984282962010-11-10T01:37:00.001-08:002010-11-10T01:37:06.477-08:00LOLForget LOL, i use INRLOLBTWMF; I'm Not Really Laughing Out Loud But That Was Mildly FunnyMil@n@http://www.blogger.com/profile/13559317535624912847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8329545061693874167.post-88212364902559651152010-11-10T01:36:00.001-08:002010-11-10T01:36:48.230-08:00BeenBeen there, done nothing.Mil@n@http://www.blogger.com/profile/13559317535624912847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8329545061693874167.post-4764034658086771462010-11-10T01:35:00.002-08:002010-11-10T01:36:03.407-08:00SmartSmart people never do stupid things,<br /><br /><br /><br />alone.Mil@n@http://www.blogger.com/profile/13559317535624912847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8329545061693874167.post-1266743514961579162010-11-10T01:35:00.001-08:002010-11-10T01:35:33.720-08:00Duct TapeIf i ever need your opinion,<br /><br /><br />i'll remove the duct tape.Mil@n@http://www.blogger.com/profile/13559317535624912847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8329545061693874167.post-45424400965368454832010-11-10T01:34:00.000-08:002010-11-10T01:35:03.766-08:00Fool MeFool me once, shame on you.<br /><br />Fool me twice, are we dating?Mil@n@http://www.blogger.com/profile/13559317535624912847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8329545061693874167.post-16849664634103962832010-05-30T13:31:00.000-07:002010-05-30T13:35:18.528-07:00Tastes like shit!<p>I took a friend of mine to one of my favorite restaurants for lunch. She is a very hard-to-please person. She started complaining about the delay in receiving the menu card, in receiving the food etc. When the food came and we started eating:</p><p><br /></p><p>Her: Ugh, this tastes like shit!</p><p><br /></p><p>Me: Wow, you've tasted shit before?</p><p><br /></p><p>Her: o_O</p>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07762758056516173868noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8329545061693874167.post-59886459867856578572010-05-17T02:53:00.000-07:002010-05-17T03:02:22.602-07:00The WishI was talking to my friend the other day.<br /><br />Me: If god would grant you one wish, what would you wish for?<br /><br />Him: I wish I would look like Tom Cruise.<br /><br />Me: Dude! God is granting one wish of yours, not doing the impossible.<br /><br />Him: 0_0Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07762758056516173868noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8329545061693874167.post-24108888709528290182010-05-03T23:34:00.000-07:002010-05-03T23:36:07.993-07:00Sleep(•̮̮̃•̃) :"what r u doing?"<br />(͡๏̯͡๏) :"trying to sleep"<br />(•̮̮̃•̃) :"with eyes wide open?"<br />(͡๏̯͡๏) :"i need to close my eyes?"<br />(0_̃0̃) :...Mil@n@http://www.blogger.com/profile/13559317535624912847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8329545061693874167.post-15151961101749653812010-04-22T10:36:00.000-07:002010-04-22T10:42:46.984-07:00F.R.I.E.N.D.S. - The Greatest GiftPhoebe is nt able to decide whether to carry her step-brothers baby or not.<br />Monica: Phoebe, you should do this. Its the best gift you can give to a person.<br />Chandler: You're carrying their baby and giving them a playstation?Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07762758056516173868noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8329545061693874167.post-58799074896104951322010-04-22T03:11:00.000-07:002010-04-22T03:12:35.420-07:00Hello?My friend calls up on my residence no. I take the call.<br />Me: Hello.<br />My friend: Dude you at home?<br />Me: Nope, im nt at home. Leave a msg after your brain implodes due to ur stupidity.<br /><br />For some reason, he cut the call.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07762758056516173868noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8329545061693874167.post-66257406951963103502010-04-21T23:55:00.000-07:002010-04-21T23:57:51.739-07:00Bath TimeMy mom: Go take a bath instead of wasting ur time.<br />Me: Later<br />My mom: Then help me in the household chores.<br />Me: No, im going to take a bath.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07762758056516173868noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8329545061693874167.post-15935902920361305252010-04-13T15:36:00.000-07:002010-04-13T08:32:27.987-07:00RunDon't run from your problems,takes a car or a plane,you might need it to go someplace far. :PMil@n@http://www.blogger.com/profile/13559317535624912847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8329545061693874167.post-82669303140847821732010-04-08T07:27:00.000-07:002010-04-08T00:20:46.154-07:00iPadHim:"wow,those iPad things are really cool" me:"not trying to impress, is iPad shuffle means anything?" him:0_0Mil@n@http://www.blogger.com/profile/13559317535624912847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8329545061693874167.post-7255304392468806802010-03-08T00:17:00.000-08:002010-03-07T17:09:38.882-08:00Fast foodIf fast food are bad for you,go and eat snailsMil@n@http://www.blogger.com/profile/13559317535624912847noreply@blogger.com1