Martial Art

I know Karate, Kung Fu, Boxing, and other Martial Arts Words.

Naked: the cheapest costume

Amnesia

Does anyone have a pair of amnesia that i could borrow?

Operator

"operator, get me 911"

"911"


"911,do you have any job vacancies?"

scream

you say scream, i say verbally over-sound.

Today

Today's regret brought to you by a large size of pizza, a big bag of potato chips, 3 scoops of ice cream and 2 cups of coffee.

Whenever

whenever there is a will, there is a meme.

You had me

You had me at "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY STUFF?"

Dolphins

Dolphins are so smart!
within a few weeks of captivity, they can train human to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

¡ʎɐp ɐ ʇɐɥʍ

dℸǝɥ

'ʎɐʍ ǝɥʇ ʎq 'ƃuıℸıǝɔ ǝɥʇ oʇ ǝɯ pǝdɐʇ ʇɔnp ǝuoǝɯos

¡ʎɐp ɐ ʇɐɥʍ