Fast food

If fast food are bad for you,go and eat snails

Facebook

Facebook : a place where you can talk to walls and no one think you're crazy

Slower

Him:"any slower creature than snails?" me:"dead animal,it didnt move" him:0_0

Someplace

Him:"haven't i seen you someplace before?" me:"yes,that's why i don't go there anymore" him:0_0

Sucks

Him:"tell me one thing that does not sucks in this world!" me:"fan,it blows" him:0_0

Menu

Waiter:"do you have any question about the menu?" him:"are these all food?" waiter:"yes" him:"its so hard to spell,are they easy to swallow?" waiter:0_0

Chuck Norris

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Living

Him:"what do u do for living?" me:"breathing" him:0_0

PROCRASTINATION

I want to be a procrastinator, but i think ill start tomorrow.

Jerk

Me:"you're such a jerk!,how did u sleep at night?" him:"with both eyes closed" me:"duh" him:"duh backatcha"