Whenever

whenever there is a will, there is a meme.

You had me

You had me at "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY STUFF?"

Dolphins

Dolphins are so smart!
within a few weeks of captivity, they can train human to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

¡ʎɐp ɐ ʇɐɥʍ

dℸǝɥ

'ʎɐʍ ǝɥʇ ʎq 'ƃuıℸıǝɔ ǝɥʇ oʇ ǝɯ pǝdɐʇ ʇɔnp ǝuoǝɯos

¡ʎɐp ɐ ʇɐɥʍ

officer...

you're not happy,

i'm not happy,

let's just end this thing right now,






officer.

LOL

Forget LOL, i use INRLOLBTWMF; I'm Not Really Laughing Out Loud But That Was Mildly Funny

Been

Been there, done nothing.

Smart

Smart people never do stupid things,



alone.

Duct Tape

If i ever need your opinion,


i'll remove the duct tape.

Fool Me

Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice, are we dating?