F.R.I.E.N.D.S. - The Greatest Gift

Phoebe is nt able to decide whether to carry her step-brothers baby or not.
Monica: Phoebe, you should do this. Its the best gift you can give to a person.
Chandler: You're carrying their baby and giving them a playstation?

Hello?

My friend calls up on my residence no. I take the call.
Me: Hello.
My friend: Dude you at home?
Me: Nope, im nt at home. Leave a msg after your brain implodes due to ur stupidity.

For some reason, he cut the call.

Bath Time

My mom: Go take a bath instead of wasting ur time.
Me: Later
My mom: Then help me in the household chores.
Me: No, im going to take a bath.

Run

Don't run from your problems,takes a car or a plane,you might need it to go someplace far. :P

iPad

Him:"wow,those iPad things are really cool" me:"not trying to impress, is iPad shuffle means anything?" him:0_0

Fast food

If fast food are bad for you,go and eat snails

Facebook

Facebook : a place where you can talk to walls and no one think you're crazy

Slower

Him:"any slower creature than snails?" me:"dead animal,it didnt move" him:0_0

Someplace

Him:"haven't i seen you someplace before?" me:"yes,that's why i don't go there anymore" him:0_0

Sucks

Him:"tell me one thing that does not sucks in this world!" me:"fan,it blows" him:0_0